Marked: I Like Big Veins and I Cannot Lie – Funny Nurse T-Shirt

Marked.

I like big veins…
and I cannot lie.

A bold, hilarious twist on a classic line—made for nurses who know the value of a good vein and aren’t afraid to say it. Equal parts humor and truth, this design hits instantly with anyone who’s ever picked up a needle.

Fun. Confident. Unmistakably nurse life.

✔ Comfortable unisex fit for work or off-duty wear
✔ Perfect for nurses, phlebotomists, and healthcare pros
✔ A standout design with humor that hits immediately

Because when you see a good vein… you know.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Size guide

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Lightweight but durable
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

• Relaxed everyday fit
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed construction
• Tear-away label