Women’s Relaxed Alive Out of Spite and Overtime Nurse T-Shirt

Some nurses are running on rest. Others are running on grit, sarcasm, and whatever is left after the shift. This women’s relaxed nurse T-shirt says it perfectly.
Featuring the phrase “I Am a Nurse, Of Course, I’m Alive Out of Spite and Overtime”, this design brings bold nurse humor, burnout survival energy, and darkly funny shift truth together in one standout look. The dramatic distressed lettering and high-contrast artwork make it a strong choice for nurses who know that patience, pressure, and overtime have become part of the personality.
The relaxed fit makes it easy to wear on off-duty days, coffee runs, recovery mode, casual outings, or anytime you want your shirt to speak before you do. A great pick for RNs, LPNs, CNAs, nursing students, hospital staff, clinic teams, and healthcare workers who appreciate funny nurse apparel with a sharper edge.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Lightweight but durable
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

• Relaxed everyday fit
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed construction
• Tear-away label